"One fine day in the middle of the night"
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
29th March 1887
Mr. Sigismund Grabowski was caught in Keppel Harbour in plain naked waving his dick around.
His mind snapped... he claimed 'somebody' want to drown him. He was taken to Hospital and treated.
31st March 1887
1 Dead body was found, a Jewish girl named Sally Rosemberg.. her rotten corpe was found at 70 North Bridge Road, Temasik.
Her body was dump inside the well, estimated being dead for 3 days.
Grabowsky Vs. Rosenberg
Mr. Grabowsky was suspected murdering Sally Rosemberg.. he was last seen with Sally and their affairs ended so well in the well.. crime of passion.
Sally Rosenberg was killed by strangle and blunt trauma.. getting hit by an iron bolt before she is drowning.
Mr. Grabowsky convicted with 1st degree murder... his hat was found inside the well where the victim was dead.
The facts that his mind 'snapped'.. exposed himself an abnormal behaviour of public nudity and how his cloths are missing 12km from North Bridge Road in the fine afternoon were not taken into consideration.
++..a distance between "Keppel Harbour/Harbour Dock" where they found Mr. Grabowsky to North Bridge Road were quite far.. how did Mr. Grabowsky managed to swing his dick along the way to Keppel Harbour remains unexplained.
1895
8 years after 1st victim.. another Jews lady were found dead. She was strangled.. also at North Bridge Road. The murder could not be cought.
1918
23 years after 2nd murder.. another Jews lady, also named "Sally" Liebmann.. was found dead by strangled.. and hit by iron bolt... at 70 North Bridge Road.
Now relate this...
- All 3 victimes were Jewish lady.. 2 of them named "Sally".. while.. the other one were unknonwn.
- All 3 of them were dead by strangle.. and hit by iron bolt
Now..
What lies in 70 North Bridge Road?????
Hahahaahahahahaaaa
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Untold History : Lost Canon at Chealsea
in 1940's.. it was recorded that British has acquired 1 Malay Cannon and laid it infront of Chelsea Royal Hospital
LOST CANNON AT CHELSEA
Made with Brass.ball and beautifully engraved the following inscription :
Now.. look carefully
Inscription was written "Sultan Sulaiman Shah 1653"...they were only 1 Sultan named "Sulaiman".. which is Sultan Sulaiman Muzaffar Shah.. died in Acheh.. sometime 1625
So?? which "Sulaiman"?
This inscription was written.. the Canon was made by"Tun Jumaat Abu Mendus" from Singgora (?)
and this one written :
Etched witeh Burmese word, saying that this Canon was confiscated during siege of Ayuthiya in 1666.
PLAUSIBLE FACTS
This Chelsea Hospital now only had 4 cannons.. all from India. None of which is categorized as "Malay Cannon".
Now..
1. Who is Sultan Sulaiman Shah 1653?..
2. How this cannon ended up in Ayuthiya?
3. Who is "Tun Jum'at Abu Mendus" the canon maker?
4. Where the f*ck is my Canon now?? last recorded in Chelsea Hospital.. now only Indian made canons were there
10 marks.
LOST CANNON AT CHELSEA
Made with Brass.ball and beautifully engraved the following inscription :
Now.. look carefully
Inscription was written "Sultan Sulaiman Shah 1653"...they were only 1 Sultan named "Sulaiman".. which is Sultan Sulaiman Muzaffar Shah.. died in Acheh.. sometime 1625
This inscription was written.. the Canon was made by"Tun Jumaat Abu Mendus" from Singgora (?)
and this one written :
Etched witeh Burmese word, saying that this Canon was confiscated during siege of Ayuthiya in 1666.
PLAUSIBLE FACTS
This Chelsea Hospital now only had 4 cannons.. all from India. None of which is categorized as "Malay Cannon".
Now..
1. Who is Sultan Sulaiman Shah 1653?..
2. How this cannon ended up in Ayuthiya?
3. Who is "Tun Jum'at Abu Mendus" the canon maker?
4. Where the f*ck is my Canon now?? last recorded in Chelsea Hospital.. now only Indian made canons were there
10 marks.